You Know You're A Texan If.

You know you're a Texan if your husband s belt buckle is so big and round that it affects local tides. Or your wife s hairdo is so big and round that it has smaller hairdos orbiting around it. Texas author and humorist Mike Nichols expounds on just the wackiest things that make one a true son or daughter of this singular State of Mind. Illustrated by award-winning cartoonist J.D. Crowe. This small gem -- 4.25'' X 5.5'' -- makes a perfect house gift for a newcomer to the Lone Star state or a stocking stuffer for a displaced Texan needing a refresher course.