There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!

Rear Admiral François le Foutre and his ship, the Raging Queen, are come upon by Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape. Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay pirate romance novel you've always secretly wanted! (Well, maybe openly wanted.) "A shameful use of your reading skills. Don't miss it!" -- a fairy queen "It will bring shame and ignominy upon your family. Unless you give it to someone as a gift, and then it will bring shame and ignominy upon their family." -- Oskar Hasselhoff, author of Grab Them By The Crotch And Throw Them Out The Window "That wasn't me, that was a broom!" -- Carlos Santana Eduardo Guerrero