The Wisdom of the Penis - S.O.S. Manual

The Wisdom of the Penis SOS MANUAL The Wisdom of the Penis is written for young adults on their relationship issues (love-life-self). The author writes it as if she’s a teen TODAY. Imagine... Your best friend gets transported to the FUTURE, becomes a worldly adult has alllll these relationships, drama and life shit—then comes BACK. To tell all the girls... why guys do the DUMB shit they do. Tells all the guys, why ‘we’ girls do the crazy-ass-bitch things we DO. And the life signals we MISS... till (sadly) it’s too LATE. Written in slang, raw (like your music) about your issues, Nichole nosedives into your deepest concerns (how to turn a guy on, how to get a girl to like you, how to win her back, your first french kiss). With insight, wisdom and the edge... to make things HAPPEN, she becomes your MOST valuable friend. Her special psychological powers show you how, her bang-on accuracy gives you CERTAINTY. Using personal stories, analogies, metaphors and humor she targets your dilemma... Girls are independent, driven! So why’s it so hard to find a REAL guy (who knows how to treat you)? Guys are in touch with their emotions. So why’s it so hard to find the perfect girl? Having a surreal love... is it JUST in fairy tales and movies? How do we fix a broken heart, is it even possible? Is there ANY relationship advice that actually works? Thinking out loud, the author gives the guys the heads up on how a girl REALLY thinks (in her head). Graphic, blunt, IN YOUR FACE her words hold you. Make you think, challenge what you know (lure you in). Her conviction is her blade. Relationships, her cause. She’s a wordsmith... so beware. She lights YOU up! Entice you to play her Game of Love. She shows you there’s a certain cooking process to all things. And that life has a system. When we adhere to that system, we not only get to the top of our game... We CHANGE the game. OBLITERATE YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS!