The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book

Q: How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?A: Put a music sheet in front of him.Rock 'n' roll has been a term in the American lexicon for nearly fifty years now. And all institutions-as reluctant as they may be-must face some skewering humor now and again. Rock 'n' roll's time has come.Who better to serve up this irreverence than two veterans of the rock 'n' roll scene-and two members of the infamous Rock Bottom Remainders-Kathi Goldmark and Dave Marsh.Q: What do you call guys that hang out with musicians?A: Drummers.Q: What did the bass player get on his IQ test?A: Drool.