The Fungus Big Green Bogey Book

How do you join two stringy bogies together?Tie them in a snotWhat's the first thing to do when you want to have a bogey-flicking relay race?Pick teamsFUNGUS: These scabs are delicious, My Drear. Are they from the market?MILDREW: No, Ipicked them myself.Want to know what makes a Bogeyman bilious? Inspired by Raymond Brigg's cult figure - Fungus the Bogeyman - this is the most caustic collection of revolting rhymes, hideous howlers, slimey sayings, putrid puns and ghastly gagsthat you could possibly get your hands on.