The BOOB Girls VI: From the Eye of the Moose [signed]

A haunted bed and breakfast. A mummy. A mysterious key. A bank robber who is also a Goth. A strange but beautiful little old lady with dementia whose only words are, "Shut up and drink." Put all those together in the monster of a mansion that Dr. Robinson Leary, retired professor from Creighton University has inherited from an unknown great aunt, and the Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12 have their hands full and Geoffrey the mastiff is no protection at all. Set deep in the farm country of central Nebraska, the imaginary town of Salem's Crossing will never be the same after Robbie Leary, Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield, Mary Rose McGill and a retired homicide detective Marge Aaron arrive with cleaning supplies, high spirits and determination. But then - Mary Rose mysteriously disappears for several minutes. A storm rages against the big old windows but when they open the door - all is dry outside. Could there be a deranged aunt in the attic? She's not in the root cellar, that's for sure. Only oversized bull snakes inhabit that dingy domain. Another laugh-out-loud novel in the BOOB Girl series, this one will also keep you on the edge of your seat and remind you of the scary but innocent movies of your youth.