Suit-Up Athletic Socks

Because patriotism extends to the ankles. Look you re a fan of all things good and proper: Apple pie (made with organic apples). Hot dogs (made from organic turkey). Baseball (played with organic wooden bats). Super-villain pummeling with completely indestructible (and inorganic) shields bestowed by PROJECT: REBIRTH. You adorn a patriotic padded costume simulating Old Glory s color scheme and sling said shield to enhance the effectiveness of said super-villain pummeling. Unfortunately you re wearing steel-reinforced boots with nary a sock and your augmented footsies are being torn to shreds while kicking landmines tanks Nazis and more Nazis. Thankfully our Suit-Up Athletic Socks should help increase comfort and support while kicking the massive and dependable implements of conventional ground warfare. Made from a soft cotton and stretchy polyester these stylish socks simulate Cap s super-suit with red and white stripes and additional uniform accents like stars and head-wings. Yes if you re looking for socks that A) deflect mortar fire and B) match the suit these government-approved shin-huggers deftly fulfill the needs presented by A and B. Features Suit-Up Athletic Socks Our products fulfill the requirements of our end users - SKU: ZX9MNMR75074