Robin the Hoodie: An Asbo History of Britain

Painstakingly mistranslated from the original sources, this is a treasury of anti-social tales from history Hans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order) England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives—Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow, and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho . . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales—definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears, and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation.