Real Mermaids Don't Hold Their Breath

Normal is Never Coming BackJade is totally confused. As in, "will this be a leg-day or a tail-day?" kind of confused. Even worse, it's been forever since her first kiss with Luke and now―nothing. Not even a text message.Sigh.But Jade doesn't have time to figure out the weirdness of boys and how to use her shiny new tail. (Seriously, being a mermaid should come with a handbook.) She has to come up with a plan to get her missing mermaid mom back on dry land.The only problem is...Jade is afraid of the ocean. But even aqua-phobic mer-girls have to take the plunge sometime...Praise for Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings:"Bravo to Hélène Boudreau for hitting the bull's-eye with a fresh, affectionate, watery twist on the classic coming-of-age-story."―New York Journal of Books"The author keeps suspense high...while tapping straight into young teens' angst about friends, enemies, and boys."―Kirkus