More Texas Sayings Than You Can Shake A Stick At

Texans love to brag, exaggerate, and give you their opinion whether you want it or not. In Texas lingo, she isn't just bad, she's so low you can't put a rug under her; and he isn't just busy, he's as busy as a frog in a hot skillet. So here's everything but the hair, horns, and holler ... the finest and funniest examples of Texas sayings from the past and the present. If you weren't blessed with being Texan, this book sheds some light on what you're hearing and what it means. Alphabetized by subject, these irrepressible Texas quips are dressed up with original illustrations by Austin artist Edd Patton.