I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer (mini book)

We're all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.Celebrate the joys and absurdities of aging with this witty compendium of quips and quotes.Embrace the golden years with all of your bad self!Includes quotations from Ellen DeGeneres, Jerry Seinfeld, Oscar Wilde, and more.We may be getting older, but we got to see all the cool bands. And now, we're coming into our own, rocking those years and enjoying the ride.Keep it in your bag or backpack for a little levity on the go!Funny animal photos throughout.Invitingly priced mini book makes a wonderful little gift.Mini book comes with a 24K gold-plated charm in the shape of a watch.Keep the charm on the ribbon bookmark or wear it on your own bracelet or necklace.Mini hardcover book with dust jacket.Measures 3-1/4'' wide x 4'' high.Full-color.