I Married a Moron: (A True Novel)

I MARRIED A MORON by Candace Klieman Get ready for nonstop fun with an unusual twist: Candy's true story, told from her husband's point-of-view. It's the wacky world of Dr. Charles and Candy, a total mismatch. He's East-Coast educated-she's Midwest gorgeous-but-ditsy, (picture: ER's Dr. Carter meets Jessica Simpson). In this wildly comical battle of the sexes, you'll also meet Simon, the world-renowned shrink who dates teenie-boppers; Heather and Mindy the skinny-dipping tennis bimbos; Vinnie, an outrageously successful relationship guru who never dates the same woman twice. Plus, other zany characters that make this unlikely pair seem almost normal by comparison. At first, Dr. Charles is taken aback by Candy's beauty, but when she speaks, she's simultaneous funny and daffy. Asked if she's heard the term "alienation," Candy replies, "Yeah, this girl at work says she was abducted by them last Summer!" This bizarre pair can never agree, yet that tiny thread of sexual attraction resists snapping. These two break up and make up so often, you'll need a scorecard to keep count. Charles finally convinces Candy to marry him, then blows it by misbehaving at his bachelor party. But in the end, you'll love how Charles cleverly saves the (wedding) day. If you've ever loved and lost, and could use a good laugh, this story's for you!