Hey Ref, You Stink!": Finding Your Worth in a Worthless World

"I'm not sure of the degree of difficulty there is statistically in officiating a sporting event, but I am sure it's right up there with "milking alligators," "juggling lit sticks of dynamite," or "cleaning a rattlesnake pit." No matter how good you are at it, you are eventually going to get bit or something (or someone) is going to blow up." - Marlon Sparks