Dr Pepper 12 fl oz

I would say drinking dr pepper is part of my religion. While many people worship some sort of god, I worship dr pepper. My doctor says I will die in the next 5 years if I keep drinking this much dr pepper(10 cans a day). However, I will never EVER stop drinking dr pepper. I have told many of my family members to bury me in a casket wearing dr pepper merch with thousands of bottles and cans of dr pepper surrounding me. Many think I am crazy, stupid, and insane for drinking this much dr pepper. However, I'm not the one that will die a sad lonely death without ever having a sip of the most delectable, mouth-watering, refreshing, soul-crushing, spirit-snatching drink. Despite my doctor's warning, I will continue to drink this amazing substance(drug) without worrying about the future and when I will die. While dr pepper has saved my life it has also killed it. Dr pepper please sponsor me, I am your biggest fan. Sincerely,