Aim Low: Quit Often, Expect the Worst, and Other Good Advice [first edition]

Think Office Space is the greatest movie ever? Worship at the feet of Jon Stewart? Want to read a humor book that is actually funny? Aim Low is for you.Funny, cynical, well written, snarky, call it what you want-but there are millions of people who will identify with the message in Aim Low. Author Dave Dunseath says Aim Low is for those who were invited to life's big banquet and ended up working at the drive-thru. An excellent gift book and a first-rate humor book, Aim Low also offers such pearls-okay, morsels-okay, crumbs of wisdom-as:Hope is a crutch. Crutches are only good for getting two things: awesome parking at the mall and sympathy dates with hot chicks. Otherwise, they will just slow you down.You can't be a failure when you have no hope of winning.Whoever said nothing is easy has never tried quitting.