Small Gods

Just because you can`t explain it, doesn`t mean it`s a miracle.Religion is a controversial business in the Discworld. Everyone has their own opinion, and indeed their own gods. Who come in all shapes and sizes. In such a competitive environment, there is a pressing need to make one`s presence felt. And it`s certainly not remotely helpful to be reduced to be appearing in the form of a tortoise, a manifestation far below god-like status in anyone`s book. In such instances, you need an acolyte, and fast. Preferably one who won`t ask too many questions...