Retox: Booze, Use, and Snooze Your Way to Personal Fulfillment

"Retox" is "Bad Girls Guide" gone really, really bad. I mean really bad. Playing against common wisdom, "Retox" is perfectly poised to capitalize on the backlash to the cultural obsession with detoxing, purifying, cleansing, and simplifying. "Retox" is a perfect gift for men, for bitter new parents, and aging party girls and boys. So long South Beach. Farewell fat-free. Adieu tofu. "Retox" is here to help get back the fun and friends that fell by the wayside on your mind-numbing path to health and well-being. Broken down into informative chapters on all aspects of life - from Diet to Grooming to Relationships and Career - "Retox" goes where no book has gone before. It asks the tough questions such as: When did irrigating one's bowels become a pastime of the rich and neurotic instead of the elderly and constipated? It offers tips on better loving through chemistry. So get ready for a whole new you - a fun you. And isn't fun worth a persistent cough and mysteriously shaky hands? Far more effective than acupuncture, and not a total crock like reiki, "Retox" is designed to produce real change. Stress? Gone. Anxiety? Proof. Your wallet and keys? Hmm, those seem to be missing too. Who cares! We're having a good time!