Kids' Quickest Comebacks

What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, there’s non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from “Bugs, Beasts, and Birds” to “You Could Have Food Me.” There are even “Goofball Poems” like this:
It’s a dog’s delight to bark all night,
And a nightingale’s to sing.
And if you sit on a red-hot stove,
It’s the sign of an early spring.
Every one is fun!Every child wants to be a “comeback kid”—and that cherished goal is within reach with these hundreds of smart-alecky answers to the stupid questions youngsters hear at home, in school, or from friends. So what if science class is so dull that it causes students to zone out? There’s no need to apologize to the teacher who asks, “Why are you always daydreaming?” Just say: I'm trying to come up with a formula to make homework disappear. Maybe Mom has a problem with your etiquette, and she wants to know, “Where are your manners?” With a straight face, just respond: Hmm...I love a good mystery, don't you? No child will ever have to think “Wish I’d said that!” again.