Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book

Never marry a tennis player.Love means nothing to them.I think I might have scoliosis. How do I know?Let’s just say, I have a hunch.I just heard there's a nudist's convention next week.I might go if I've got nothing on.Do you think oranges become juice willingly?Or are they getting pressured into it?I have a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.Seriously, what are Roman numerals actually good IV?I got a rejection letter from the origami university today.I’m not sure what to make of it.---------This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.